Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
It's not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.